Mothers Day
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| Mum and Me, a rare photo 2005 |
To indulge myself on Mothers Day, here is a list of some of the little things which have amused or interested me over the last year.
- After 24 years of cooking for myself, I have discovered my favorite herb is Dill, and not Basil as I previously thought.
- My little boy cant say sledge or edge and so says slench and ench.
- I still believe I can be blond.
- Hanging fertility beads on the bed can be off-putting in the process of fertility.
- Orlistat diet pills probably don't do anything except make you so scared you will poop yourself, you don't eat.
- It is possible to have pimples and wrinkles at once aged 41.
- In real life, I neither feel nor look like a 'yummy mummy' (99.9% of the time).
- Even though I never drink, I desperately want to get hammered as soon as I start trying for a baby, and cant drink.
- My two year old not only asks for Wasabi peas, but actually likes them.
- I still fancy Johnny Depp my husband, in a completely juvenile way.
- I still want to dance about in my bare feet wearing floaty skirts and my hair long down my back (but I never do).
- Even though I hate everything about it, I still refer to the time I was a smoker as the good old days.
- It wouldnt upset me to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
- Sometimes, I still wish I was Mary-Ellen Walton (its my list!)
- I am a mother of a 21 year old son, a 19 year old daughter and a 2 year old son, and we are hoping for another one.
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